Headline: Binghamton Grads Turn Las Vegas Upside Down
Oh, Bingo Girls! How I miss you! Caitlin has suggested a Las Vegas Reunion in late October, and I think it is desperately needed!! This city is corrupting me–I need some support! Or at least some fellow coruptees! Every single club here has poles, btw. And I went (on a date) tonight to this great place that has FABULOUS, delicious drinks!! And homemade infused vodkas!! Hellow! That’s not even the point. I just miss you all so much, and am sure that you could all use a nice, theraputic mini-vaca in the Mojave Desert. You can all stay here, so it will be cheap, and we can split a hotel room in the city one night so we can get Binghamton-worthy intoxicated. Just think about it, eh? We still have two months to plan…